Sting says today’s music lacks novelty and that the industry is in a crisis and is “played out.” “You need to discover something new. That’s what human beings need: newness, novelty,” he said recently, according to people.com. What other things/people are played out? Here’s a highly subjective list.
Leggings
Lindsay Lohan seems to be at least partly responsible for their popularity. Look into wearing real pants sometimes.
Documenting Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses
What? A famous man cheated on his wife? Shocking, but there are more important things going on in the world.
Photos of celebrities buying stuff
Did Halle Berry get a venti soy mocha latte? Is that a cucumber in Jessica Alba’s cart?
Spoofing Kanye West
Here’s hoping Taylor Lautner’s “SNL” parody this weekend of Kanye’s interruption of Taylor Swift is the last one.
Breathlessly speculating about which Hollywood couple will split next
Fergie and Josh? Reese and Jake?
“The Real Housewives” franchise
The ones currently out there are enough. No one needs to see “The Real Housewives of Canton.”
