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Phil Thompson: Kentucky over Kansas. Anthony Davis browbeats the Jayhawks. |
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Scott Bolohan: Katniss and Peeta. |
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Clark Jones: Somebody will cut Anthony Davis’ eyebrows, dropping him down to Carlos Boozer-like abilities. |
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John Dooley: I’m taking the team with the redneck fanbase over the team with the redneck fanbase. |
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Christine Pawlak: Two victorious teams, countless college kids stumbling down Bourbon Street, hammered on Hurricanes. |
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Phil Thompson: Charles Barkley, who never lets making sense get in the way of a good rant. |
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Scott Bolohan: 1943. Goooo DePaul!! |
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Clark Jones: Remember that time Duke played only one game? That was fun. |
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John Dooley: Lesley Visser’s daily struggle to mold her face into eternal life. |
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Christine Pawlak: The omnipresent Allstate Mayhem commercials. I love that crazy guy! |
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Phil Thompson: … open the search to actors who played coaches. It’s down to you, Rhea Perlman. |
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Scott Bolohan: … get a basketball program. |
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Clark Jones: … can get Chief Illiniwek to take the job seriously. |
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John Dooley: … finally realize the coaching prowess of “Hang Time’s” head coach; Reggie Theus. |
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Christine Pawlak: … figure out which “source” can’t stop blabbing about their search. |
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Phil Thompson: “Well done. Oh, that’s right, you don’t celebrate wins. You basically Tiger-mommed yourself.” |
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Scott Bolohan: “Congrats, Tiger. This is the first time you scored less than anyone in years.” |
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Clark Jones: “Dear Tiger: On behalf of sidechicks and mistresses everywhere, we congratulate you on getting your stroke back.” |
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John Dooley: “You finally remembered how to close! Here’s your coffee.” |
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Christine Pawlak: … that I pulled a hammy thinking about this answer. |
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Phil Thompson: The Spurs’ coach officially listed Tim Duncan as “old” on an NBA lineup card. Thinking something like that. |
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Scott Bolohan: They have to keep him fresh for the playoffs. |
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Clark Jones: Kerry Wood is just taking easy until we get mathematically eliminated around mid-May. |
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John Dooley: The Cubs are saving his arm for that intense September series that will decide fifth place. |
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Christine Pawlak: He’s been very busy with “Mad Men” and “Game of Thrones” DVD marathons. |
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