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Stick Figure: If he’s smart, he¿ll see the MythBusters exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Gardening? A juice cleanse? Catching up on “Happy Endings”? |
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Sarah Spain: Craft an Alexandre Burrows voodoo doll, buy some pins and go for the groin. |
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Elliott Serrano: He’s got four seasons of “Mad Men” to catch up on! |
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Marc Silverman: Like everyone else with nothing to do, he’s going to watch “The Hunger Games.” |
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Stick Figure: He can play shuffleboard with Grandpa Stick Figure! |
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Ernest Wilkins: “Don’t let life slip out of your hands. Stay in bounds and you’ll never go wrong.” |
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Sarah Spain: “When pondering your next career move, always think outside the lines. Silly me, you know that.” |
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Elliott Serrano: “For Jeebus’ sake, don’t do one of those Just for Men commercials with Emmit Smith!” |
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Marc Silverman: “Please take Roy Williams with you.” |
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Stick Figure: He should give orange slices and juice to the players after every game. |
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Ernest Wilkins: The last name “Pitino” or an NBA resume. |
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Sarah Spain: Someone who can cheat—er, recruit¿with the best of ’em. |
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Elliott Serrano: At the rate candidates are turning them down, I’d settle for a pulse. |
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Marc Silverman: Someone with a pulse. Does anyone want this job? |
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Stick Figure: Rainbow or unicorn¿which is better? (He’ll say rainbow.) |
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Ernest Wilkins: Hopefully people who say things like “le sigh.” |
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Sarah Spain: Wheat Thins vs. Triscuits. People always seem to be arguing about that on Twitter. |
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Elliott Serrano: That Duncan Keith didn’t invite him over for his “Mad Men” marathon. |
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Marc Silverman: From one of our great listeners: “Marion Barber hacked my Twitter account.” |
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Stick Figure: It’s like when I stopped eating cotton candy for dinner. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Does he mean the weather or is he referring to his effort level? |
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Sarah Spain: No swirlies from Zambrano this year. |
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Elliott Serrano: Unlike previous seasons, this year’s Cubs Handbook wasn’t printed in comic sans. |
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Marc Silverman: Just when Soriano learned how to spell Q-u-a-d-e … he needs to spell S-v-e-u-m. |
