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Chris Sosa: Moving Matt Garza’s equipment to the White Sox clubhouse. Hey, it could happen. |
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Matt Pais: Listen to Japandroids’ “Celebration Rock” as much as possible. Makes you want to get up and do something. |
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TJ Jagodowski: Plenty of puzzle time and loads of group sessions discussing how to get late movement on a tailing fastball. |
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Kat Velez: Watching the first two games of the Crosstown Classic at the Cell. |
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Sarah Kustok: A lot of feel-good country music. |
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Chris Sosa: Repeating “there’s no place like goal” in his head every chance he gets. |
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Matt Pais: Hopefully not seeing “Rock of Ages.” That will only make it worse. |
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TJ Jagodowski: Chasing the ever diminishing little birds that keep circling his head. |
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Kat Velez: Carrying 50-pound bags of pierogi on his shoulders. |
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Sarah Kustok: What concussion? He doesn’t remember … |
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Chris Sosa: … a fan of jai alai. |
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Matt Pais: … arrogant and obnoxious. |
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TJ Jagodowski: … “the true future of the National Basketball Association.” |
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Kat Velez: … negative defense. Like a black hole of defense. |
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Chris Sosa: Training for his celebrity boxing match with Jose Canseco. |
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Matt Pais: Prepping for a comeback with the Yankees. Andy Pettitte’s doing it … |
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TJ Jagodowski: Tons of steroids with old saved paraphernalia and Munchos. That puffy face truly denotes a Munchos fan. |
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Kat Velez: Picking up a totally legal country star and getting rounds of B12 shot into his behind. |
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Sarah Kustok: As long as he stays out of the woods where my relatives live, he’ll be fine. |
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Chris Sosa: The trees’ relatives will testify for the prosecution, “Lord of the Rings”-style. |
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Matt Pais: Sorry, I thought you just said something about a tree poisoning trial. Come again? |
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TJ Jagodowski: Calling a Dutch elm to the stand. |
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Kat Velez: A lumberjack will be called in to tell how the trees totally had it coming. |
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Sarah Kustok: There are a lot of tree-huggers in Alabama. |
