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WINNER:

Did anyone ever tell you your logo looks like a deep dish?

John O’Donnell, Arlington Heights

RUNNERS-UP:

Can I interest you in a Ventra card?

Alan Kanter, Northbrook

You haven’t heard the Wirtz of it.

– Kurt Gubitz, Chicago

Buddy, even our legislators are more popular than you are.

Bob Abrams, New Lenox