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WINNER:
Did anyone ever tell you your logo looks like a deep dish?
– John O’Donnell, Arlington Heights
RUNNERS-UP:
Can I interest you in a Ventra card?
– Alan Kanter, Northbrook
You haven’t heard the Wirtz of it.
– Kurt Gubitz, Chicago
Buddy, even our legislators are more popular than you are.
– Bob Abrams, New Lenox




