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WINNER:
Bruce Bernheim, Park Ridge
If I bought you a hat like that, would you wear it?
RUNNERS-UP:
Sally Soltys, Elmhurst
It’s just another lazy Illinois politician wanting a free ride.
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst
Here’s your big chance to drive a Lincoln.
Paul Lockwood, Woodstock
He says he actually knows our relatives, but hates our American cousin.




