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Clark Jones: Make it not so cool when the announcer yells “headerrrrrrr.” |
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Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): Tattoo tears on the Christ the Redeemer statue; tell all the floppers that the Lord has the sads when they do that. |
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Scott Bolohan: Force everyone who dives to watch soccer. |
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John Dooley: Anybody caught diving is forced to play for the Heat. |
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Angi Taylor: I don’t know, but all of these soccer players are FIIIINE! |
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Clark Jones: A spirited effort, it’s like the players are competing for capitalism. |
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Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): Blame it on Brazil: thongs, hairless bodies and wonderful weather always inspires “more scoring.” Heh-heh. |
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Scott Bolohan: I can’t figure it out either since John Terry isn’t playing. |
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John Dooley: Ball is juiced — with FIFA corruption! |
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Angi Taylor: I don’t know, but all of these soccer players are FIIIINE! |
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Clark Jones: “Turn down for what?!” |
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Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt): “You got to grow your facial hair back, Alexi Lalas! How else are we going to get our Spin Doctors cover band going?” |
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Scott Bolohan: “How cool would it be if we could use our hands too?” |
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John Dooley: “Air conditioning while watching game at home … underrated.” |
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Angi Taylor: “I can’t believe all of these soccer players are so FIIIINE!” |
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Clark Jones: … most fans know it’s already the end of the road. |
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Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt) … the era of “ace pitcher Jake Arrieta” inches closer. It’s been fun, Samardzija and Hammel, enjoy your new playoff teams. |
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Scott Bolohan: … nobody wants to listen to Hammel’s mix tape anymore. |
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John Dooley: … Ronnie Woo Woo contemplates washing his jersey before the home stand. Contemplates. Won’t do. |
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Angi Taylor: … they’ll realize losing feels so much better when you get to sleep in your own bed. |
5. What do the Spurs get for knocking off LeBron and the Heat?
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Clark Jones: A brand-new excuse for why LeBron’s team of Hall of Famers wasn’t good enough. |
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Kyle Means (Regal Radio, @Wrk_Wrt) The eternal gratitude of #Bullsnation, who won’t have to deal with absurd comparisons of the Heat three-peat to the three-peats that truly mattered. |
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Scott Bolohan: Ignored. |
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John Dooely The lamest championship trophy in all of sports. |
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Angi Taylor: Brent Barry’s wife? |
Hi, Kyle
Kyle Means of Regal Radio joins the panel. Just in time to celebrate the Heat’s demise.
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