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Tracy Swartz: … it was Ghana in 60 seconds. |
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Julie DiCaro: … it made “Blended’s” run in theaters look long. |
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Soxman: … Sox Girl said it made me look like a marathon man. |
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Brad Zibung: … I totally missed it, along with the rest of the game. |
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Ernest Wilkins: … I hadn’t even finished the words to “America, [bleep] yeah” yet. |
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Tracy Swartz: “Go subs go.” |
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Julie DiCaro: Cristiano Ronaldo’s “sad face.” |
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Soxman: Simply “The Man.” I feel a Beats headphone commercial in his future. |
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Brad Zibung: Something “tribal” like all the other cool kids. |
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Ernest Wilkins: In the words of Kevin Hart, “YOU GHANA LEARN TODAY!” |
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Tracy Swartz: Kevin Love because I Love a name that can be punned easily. |
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Julie DiCaro: Kevin Love — it’s the beard. |
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Soxman: A Rose is a sign of Love. |
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Brad Zibung: Jimmy Butler and Taj Gibson. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Melo, only because we don’t have to give up half the team and a gyro burger to get him. |
4. What should the White Sox take with them on their 11-game road trip?
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Tracy Swartz: The Cubs. |
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Julie DiCaro: … he *might* be ready to take on Marvin the Martian. Maybe. |
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Soxman: “Game of Thrones” Season 4. I still can’t get over that finale! |
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Brad Zibung: Probably their bats and gloves and stuff. That’s the sort of thing I’d tend to forget, which is why I’m not an equipment manager. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Same thing my mom used to pack in my bag: a note that says, “Win or don’t come home.” |
5. Aaron Rodgers is to Johnny Manziel as …
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Tracy Swartz: … cheesy is to American cheesy. |
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Julie DiCaro: … Johnny Manziel is to, uh, no one, I guess. |
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Soxman: … Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker. The force is strong with him; but he’s not a Jedi yet. |
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Brad Zibung: … Aaron Rodgers is to Jason Campbell, Brandon Weeden, Brian Hoyer, etc. Manziel’s just a Browns QB until he actually does something. |
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Ernest Wilkins: Well, can I just say I never want to live in either city they play in? No? Why not? |
