Bump it up! Let’s dump the handshake

Story:

Hey, every custom started somewhere, right? And we can cast off old ones — bowing, scraping. hand kissing and curtsying are outmoded (scraping, by the way “”refers to the drawing back of the right leg as one bows, such that the right foot scrapes the floor or earth,” it says here).

And I say yes, let’s convert to fist bumping.