“Twinkle, twinkle, TV star,
Keep in mind you’re not a czar.”
Jim O’Neill, Chicago
“It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad term. Fake news says some presidencies are like that. Especially in America.”
Dan Tompkins, Westmont
“I’m unable to read you a bedtime story, Mr. President. I can’t be in a room with a nipple unless my wife is by my side.”
Michael Innis, Chicago
“See? I told you. Everyone poops.”
Lenny Richards, Chicago
“Now, if only this were a pop-up book, I could keep his fingers busy too!”
Jeff Harper, Algonquin
“We need to find a special prosecutor who loves fairy tales as much as we do!”
Neal Kotlarek, Chicago
“And that, Little Donnie, is how impeachment works. Now get off my knee, put your jammies on and go to bed.”
Vincent A. Boone, Dekalb
“Honey, can you bring me a fidget spinner?, I think he’s about to Tweet”
Hugh V. Connolly , Lake Forest
“‘It’s a good start’, says the Fake News, ‘now they want you to put mittens over your thumbs’.”
F. J. Artwick, Chicago
“Trump version of ‘the Nanny State’.”
Judy Kotula, Westchester
“Hey! It’s my turn to look at the pictures!”
Mark Hanisch, Grand Rapids, MI
“Your administration is still in its infancy.”
Allen Calvin Sr, Darien
“Baby steps Mr. President…baby steps!”
Bob Ory, Elgin
“The letter of the day is I, as in Incompetent”
John Ruff, Chicago
“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and Mexico paid for it.”
Tom Foley, Oak Lawn
“I’m writing a sequel to ‘Goodnight Moon.’ ‘Goodnight parks, goodnight air, goodnight EPA funding everywhere’. “
Erin Foley, Oak Lawn
“In this story Trumpty Dumpty not only has lousy healthcare to pay for his fall, but his wall isn’t huge enough to keep immigrants out of his country.”
Carolyn Wartinbee, Elmhurst
“Does ‘SOMEONE’ want to go for a ride in the big airplane again today after they practice their Nuclear codes”?
Tim Collins, Antioch
