Why do the Bears fear emotions?
Some bad news to start the weekend. The bye week is over for the Bears. Ah, that was so nice. A chance to reconnect with regular life. Food, breathing, people....
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Oh no, the Bears are the Detroit Lions!
We finally did it. We actually became the new Detroit Lions. I didn't think it was possible. For decades, no matter how bad it got, I always took comfort in...
Marc Trestman needs a bad cop
It's become apparent to me what Bears coach Marc Trestman's problem is. He needs a bad cop. Just like the movies. You know how it goes. A guy comes in...
Why Matt Forte is better than you think
Time to show a little love to the Bears, one in particular. You won't see him on any videos, TMZ or otherwise. You won't hear about him shoplifting underwear and...
Beat your Bears depression in 5 easy steps
You look like you could use a little cheering up. Not a problem. I'm here to help you. Let's start with the Bears, of course. You're depressed we're 2-3. You're...
We thought you were past these mistakes, Jay
I'm trying. I know you're trying, too. I'm talking about Jay Cutler and all I can say is I'm trying to get on board. Here's the popular storyline: Cutler wasn't...
Bravo to the Bears defense—whoever they are
It's Packers week, and I'm marking it down as a "win." A bold move, but we're there. It's not that the Bears are great, it's that the Packers are not....
Goodbye Charles Tillman, hello Kyle Fuller
It's the next man up around here, but oh, what a man. But we have to start on a sad note. Charles Tillman is gone for the season. He of...
When do we get the mature Jay Cutler?
You were wrong, so was I, I forgive you. We both fell for it. That mound of crap referring to Jay Christopher Cutler. This should all sound familiar: 1) He's...
Bag Boy’s 2014 Bears predictions
Hey, quit your worrying about Lance Briggs. The owner of the Double Nickel Smokehouse in Elk Grove, Calif., is the least of our problems. Besides him, we have no linebackers...