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In the Navy, when a landlubber was at the helm, we used to say that the ship`s wake would ”crack a snake`s back.”

The same description should be used to describe the new Chicago ward boundaries for Wards 15, 18, 22, 25, 26 and 37.

The word ”gerrymander” is now obsolete; in the future, we should use

”Norglemander.”