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I read something incredibly offensive in the National Enquirer, or some other rag. Luckily, I`m rich and politically connected and have little else to do. So I demand all newspapers be printed with a ”voluntary” rating system. Some candidate jumps on board, it makes good TV, the next thing you know you`re fighting a losing battle in court.
If you can find a difference between this scenario and the attempt to label record albums, let me know.



