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I would like to propose a solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Everything else has been tried, so why not my idea? Ship the Israelis about two dozen rock-crushers. Then they can use them to break up all of rocks that seem to be lying everywhere.
Since most of the trouble there starts with rock-throwing, eliminate the rocks. Being hit with a handful of gravel may be annoying, but it doesn`t make one nearly so angry as being hit with a rock.
