”I`ve done everything in advertising except ride through town naked on a horse. I might do that except for my age.”-Carol Caprita, 48, who now operates Woodside Pet Cemetery in Navarre, Ohio.
BARBARA BUSH, TO THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN FOR ATTACKING HILLARY CLINTON:”I don`t like that kind of campaigning.”
”He is one of the most dangerous predators we have seen up here.”
-Belmont area violent crimes sergeant referring to David L. Lewis, a former military police officer who is accused of multiple sexual attacks.
”A bucket of elephant manure could just be what your roses need.”
-A spokesman for a Netherlands zoo who is marketing pachyderm fertilizer. The zoo`s elephants produce 2,200 pounds of manure a day.
”A day here is equal to a year in hell.”
-Palestinian accountant Abdul Qadir Mansour, in Saudi Arabia trying to get home to his family in the East Bank.
”You mean your bosses paid for you to fly over here and talk to me?”
-Hot new country singer, Billy Ray Cyrus to a team of English journalists covering his American tour.
”He`s a quarterback, he`ll go into the huddle, he`ll call plays and won`t ask people`s opinions.”
-Housing Secretary, and former quarterback, Jack Kemp on James Baker on the Bush campaign team.
”It`s nature`s way that animals live and die, but this isn`t nature.”
-An animal hospital technician, on a 6-month-old fawn that suffered a broken leg as a result of being shot with a pellet gun.
”It`s always amazing to me how many small investors can come up with $2 million on a $10 million deal.”
-James E. Peterson, describing the action in this week`s half-billion dollar real estate auction.
