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“I hope this puts to rest another rumor: Me and Janet really are two different people.”
-Michael Jackson, appearing with sister Janet, at the Grammy awards ceremony
“Dark hair really suits my personality. I’m pretty aggressive and fiery.”
-Lisa Marie Presley on dyeing her blond hair black
“I think I’m happy. That doesn’t mean I’m not miserable sometimes.”
-singer Roseanne Cash
“I think women are getting tiresome.”
-chef Julia Child, on the brouhaha over the lack of women chefs-two or three from about 70-invited to cook for a dinner in her honor
“Marriage is an extremely dangerous step-don’t do it unless you’ve shagged everything with a pulse.”
-actress Emma Thompson, wife of actor/director Kenneth Branagh
“When I’ve got a load in the washer and the dryer’s going and I’m folding, then I’m happy.”
-actor/dancer Gregory Hines
“If you’re not scared in L.A., you must be sedated or something.”
-actress Lena Olin, on violence in Los Angeles
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“Men were put on this Earth to not let women make them crazy!”
-Rob Morrow as Joel Fleischman on “Northern Exposure”
“All I wanted was a little love and support, and now I’m going to end up the closing act for a cockatiel in stiletto pumps.”
-Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana on “Murphy Brown”
