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“The more time we spend together, the less it has mattered. (But) sometimes we’ll be reminded of it (when) someone stops me and says, `Oh, Miss Moore! What a handsome son you have!”‘ – actress Mary Tyler Moore, 55, on the age difference with her husband, Dr. Robert Levine, 39
“She was kind of surprised and giggly and embarrassed.” – Kevin Pugh, a Potomac, Md., police officer who pulled over Marilyn Quayle for driving 10 miles per hour over the 30 m.p.h. speed limit, and let her off with a warning
“Do you know what I’ve learned from parenting? Keys don’t flush.” – a father of two girls, 2 years old and 7 months old
“I’ll never be able to face Martha Stewart again.”
– “Today” show anchor Katie Couric, who singed her eyelashes while starting an oven’s pilot light
“In Texas, we have this idea that you can mess with my wife and my dog, but don’t mess with my pickup or my rifle.” – Texas state Rep. Harold Dutton (D-Houston)
“It’s the ’90s. You can be considered very bright, even if you look great.”
-celebrity hair stylist Jose Eber
“He’s a really great guy. Slightly perverted-but a great guy.” – actress Rosie Perez on actor Woody Harrelson, who starred with her in “White Men Can’t Jump”
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“Must wear mini-skirt, have good bust size and long blond or red hair.”
-newspaper ad for an office job in Russia
