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“My house is on a concrete slab, and I’ve got a good roof. It’s what’s in between we’ll have to replace.”

-Patti Milton of Albany, Ga., after the town was flooded by the swollen Flint River.

“Someone said a few days ago we were going to flood and I said, `Well, should I build an ark?’ Lord, I’d love to be able to retract that.”

-Lou Hinman of Albany, as the waters rose.

“If you have an Inc. after your name, you’ll do well with Breyer.”

-Ralph Nader, on Supreme Court nominee Stephen Breyer, who he says is too apt to side with corporations in antitrust cases.

“Maybe I should break it again.”

-Toronto outfielder Joe Carter, who had 31 RBIs in April despite a broken thumb, only to hit .175 since then.