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Doublethink, Italian-style.

Tucchetti, a restaurant in Aurora, is holding its first “Fall Harvest Grape Stomp” Sunday to benefit the DuPage County Division of the American Heart Association of Metropolitan Chicago.

For a $2 donation, participants get two minutes to jump into a vat of grapes and “stomp out heart disease.”

But stompers are also invited to an “all-you-can-eat Italian Brunch Buffet of Egg Frittatas, ‘Italian Style’ French Toast, Nana’s Easter Bread, Italian Breakfast Hash and Apple-Cheese Pizza.”

Notice any inconsistency?