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Alas, poor Michael. Undoubtedly the richest, most famous–and deservedly so–athlete of the century.

Somehow he never seemed to fully comprehend that he is also merely an employee.

And the day when an employee can dictate to his employer what he should or should not do with his capital is not yet here.

Michael, with your mega-millions, buy yourself a team.

Then you can do to whatever underlings you control the same thing you figure Reinsdorf is doing to you.

Good luck!