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“You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding and a vulgar manner.”

–Aristophanes

“The only reason I’m not running for president is because I’m afraid no woman will come forward and say she slept with me.”

–Garry Shandling

“This administration intends to be candid about its errors; for, as a wise man once said, `An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.’ “

–John F. Kennedy

“Policy and politics generally go contrary to principle.”

–Flannery O’Connor