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Instead of letting kids have fun playing games that we’ve all played for decades, perhaps we should create new games that will make everyone equal and guarantee that all children are forever shielded from that unspeakable hardship–growing up.

Instead of dodge ball, how about discussion ball, where children don’t aim soft rubber balls at each other but, instead, round after round of compliments and confidence-building phrases?