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FACEOFF: BRITNEY VS. MARIAH
Britney Spears recently was spotted out on the town with “XXX” star Vin Diesel, London’s Mirror reports. We could’ve sworn he was Mariah Carey’s man, as they have been romantically linked. Looks like a throw down.
IN THIS CORNER: Britney Spears
Age: 21
Height: 5′ 5″
Talent: Striptease
Product she popularized: Pepsi
Other famous jerks she’s been linked to: Justin Timberlake, Ben Affleck
Failed with: Her restaurant
IN THAT CORNER: Mariah Carey
Age: 32
Height: 5′ 9″
Talent: World-class voice
Product she popularized: Therapy
Other famous jerks she’s been linked to: Tommy Mottola, Eminem
Failed with: Vin Diesel, apparently
The winner: Mariah, by a technical knockout.
