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There was a recent frivolous lawsuit by a lawyer seeking to ban Oreo cookies because he happened to recently learn about trans fats. I think I’m going to sue these lawyers because having to read their stories is making me sick. I have not had an Oreo cookie in about 10 years but would like the freedom to choose to have an Oreo, or a McDonald’s french fry, once in a while. These are treats I know how to enjoy in moderation. I don’t need lawyers deciding for me what I can eat.

To whine that he recently found out Oreos are unhealthy, and that somehow that’s the company’s fault, was just nauseating.