Blondes, mark you calendars. No, that’s a colander. Mark your calendar, your day of redemption is at hand.
A National Blonde Day will take place June 30, three days before the debut of MGM’s “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde,” starring Reese Witherspoon. The day is designed to support the distressed and golden-tressed, who often are the butt of jokes and workplace prejudice.
ModaMag.com has set up a Blonde Pride contest, and contestants can win a gift bag by writing a speech for the movie’s lead character, Elle Woods.
Entries will be accepted until June 26, and the top entries will be posted on www.nationalblondeday.com.
In the meantime, let’s take a tongue-in-cheek look at how National Blonde Day might go.
Empty the trash.
Pick up trash from kitchen floor, empty it outside.
Go to work.
Return home–it’s Saturday.
Friend suggests watching a little TV.
Get eye strain from watching tiny television.
Compose “angry letter” to RedEye about blonde jokes.
RedEye editors puzzled by huge “O” with frowny-face drawn inside.
