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VMA host Chris Rock was brutal–brutally funny. Some of his best lines:
“Our next presenter saves a lot of money on Mother’s Day. Give it up for Eminem!”
“You’ll be hearing those songs at strip clubs for years to come”–after Christina Aguilera performed “Dirrty.”
“Our next presenter is being sued by more people than the Catholic church. Give it up for P. Diddy!”
“She might have had a little Seabiscuit in the hair, but she was kickin’!”–after a big-haired performance by Beyonce.
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
