Pass the spaghetti

By Chicago Tribune

PUBLISHED: August 29, 2003 at 1:00 AM CDT | UPDATED: August 21, 2021 at 6:11 AM CDT

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For the White Sox to win the pennant, I would allow someone to take the “Sox” tattoo off my calf with a cheese grater.

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