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Given America’s love affair with gas-guzzling SUVs and the fact our litigious society has resulted in warning labels being placed on even the most innocuous of products, I propose, in light of announcements that more reservists may be sent to Iraq, that this warning label be placed on all gas pumps in the U.S.:
“WARNING: Overuse of this product may result in your sons or daughters being killed in a country they did not belong in, sent there by a president who lied to the world while attempting to pull off the biggest gas station robbery in history.”
