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Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon filed for free agency. Should he land with the Yankees, he won’t have any problem filling David Wells’ pants. Er, shoes.

2 There’s no ‘I’ in Shaq

Shaq tells Kobe that the Lakers are “my team,” and that Kobe better learn to play “team ball” on “my team.” Because Shaq is all about putting the my-team first.

3 There’s a ‘you’ in Bulls

Expect this same kind of feuding over whose team are the Bulls. No one ever wants to be the fall guy.

4 Cranky shaft

Disney is planning to remake “Herbie the Love Bug,” only this time setting the wonder car in the world of NASCAR. Between Jeff Gordon, Jimmy Spencer, Kurt Busch and Tony Stewart, no sport needs to be bitten by the love bug more.

5 Full house

Fans got in free for Monday night’s game between the Chargers and Dolphins because wildfires forced the game to Arizona. The NFL finally found a way to pack the Cardinals’ stadium, though it literally took an act of God.

SIXTHMAN

6 Tomahawk chopped

San Francisco plans to cut kicker Owen Pochman after he missed five field goals in the last two games. Between Pochman’s misses and those uniforms, the 49ers were starting to look like Florida State.

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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.