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As a former Chicago resident now living in Maryland, I offer you Alan Keyes. Just kidding folks. I am fond of too many people and places in the state of Illinois to offer you Keyes. But since the Republican leadership of Illinois recruited him, one thing is clear: You have to keep him.
When Keyes loses in November–and lose he will, saying outlandish things along the way that make no sense at all, making even Republicans scratch their heads and yearn for Jack Ryan–this is one Maryland resident who does not want him back.
He lost two Senate races here; let him lose at least that many before you send him back.
