Actual words uttered by E! interviewer Kathy Griffin:
– “What do you want to write a song about that you haven’t, besides my rack?”
– “Do you know the Spanish singer JoJo? If she was Mexican, her name would be HoHo.”
– “Who was your favorite Tito: Jackson or Puente?”
– “Who’s dirtier: Christina Aguilera or Pig Pen?”
– “Gavin Rosdale, your eyes are bewitching. Care to comment?”
– “What couple would you like to see put out a sex tape?”
– “Can you feel the manufactured excitement?”
– “Who do you think is littler: Kim or Jon?”
– “How do you feel about the fact that Bachelor Bob and his CD were shut out?”
– “Can I have $20?”
– “Who do you think is going to get really hammered tonight?”
– “Do your dogs go crazy whenever Macy Gray sings?”
– “Who do you think rolls a better blunt: Snoop Dogg or Willie Nelson?”
– “Who did your elbows? They’re beautiful.”
– “Kanye, what’s your favorite dish when you go to the Olive Garden?”
– “Who do you think did Prince’s gown tonight?”
– “Who is most likely to snort blow off their Grammy tonight?”
– “Who do you think takes more Trim Spa: Paula Abdul or Anna Nicole Smith?”
– “What are you working on, and I mean in therapy?”
– “When someone wins and they forget to thank God, do you think God gets mad?”
