Does Boston have anything like Five on Five? And if so, does their version of Bag Boy reek as much as our version does? E-mail us redeyesports@tribune.com.
TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What can other Chicago teams learn from that impressive Game 1 win?
TOPIC 2: How can the injured Frank Thomas still support his team in the playoffs?
TOPIC 3: Give the White Sox a good travel tip for this weekend.
TOPIC 4: No joke: Robots are about to race across the Mojave Desert for $2 million. Your pick to click?
TOPIC 5: The Texas Rangers’ new GM is 28 years old. No question. We just want your reaction.
JIMMY GREENFIELD
When in Rome …
Clap loudly, and don’t say a word.
Don’t take Jet Blue. If you do, don’t watch TV.
Kyle Farnsworth.
Are you 28 and living at home? If this doesn’t shame you to move out, nothing will.
PHIL THOMPSON
Regardless of the sport, always, always, always play against an ex-Cub.
Lil’ thing called karaoke: “Ozzie … I’m your knight in shining armor and I … love you.”
Their O’Hare is Logan Airport. Their “L” is “the T.” And their shag carpet is called Johnny Damon.
I’ll go with the Evil Supercomputer or Janet Reno.
First question on the job: “Why can’t I just make the trade on my Xbox?”
LEO EBERSOLE
When I fold my arms while watching the game, you’ll win. And yes, I accept personal checks.
By coming on in the ninth inning of Game 5 with a dramatic cup of Gatorade for Paul Konerko.
Sofitel hotels have incredible beds. And yes, I also accept money orders.
“Dateline NBC” host Stone Phillips, by a cybernetically enhanced nose.
He’s old enough to know not to sign Chan Ho Park.
WHIZZER
Score like we vote: Early and
often.
Every time David Ortiz comes up, subtly stroll out there and pants him.
If you see Ben Affleck, do your part to help him give up acting. Together, we can make the miracle happen.
R2-D2. And just for saying that, it’ll do my taxes for free.
In dog years, he’s dead.
BAG BOY
Win by 12 and we’ll love you too. It’s that easy.
You play banker during the in-flight Monopoly games.
Come home winners.
Dick Jauron.
Twenty-eight? Really? I wasn’t making paper bags until I turned 30.
