Lil’ Kim may be in the pen, but that doesn’t mean she can’t have pen pals.
Radio stations and blogs around the country are posting Kim’s prison address and encouraging fans to write the rapper. The address (below) includes her prison number–56198-054–which she wears on her uniform, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Fans might ask themselves what would one say in a message to the Queen Bee? Feel free to use this customized letter below.
Register # 56198-054
FDC Philadelphia
Federal Detention Center
P.O. Box 562
Philadelphia, Pa 19106
I hope this correspondence finds you well, b****. Since you’ve been gone, Lil’ Cease has grown up so big! I ran into Foxy Brown the other day and she says, “Hi!” or maybe it was “Die!” Her assault trial is moving along (Hey, maybe you’ll get some company!)
Anyhoo, your label promised to have the–Unnnnhhhh!–first week sales figures for your new album by–Brooklyn! Biggie! Unnnhhh!–Monday at 8 a.m. sharp. Well, just continue holding it down. Holler back. One.
Behold, the spawn of TomKat
One of the funniest bits on late-night TV is a segment on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” called “What If They Mated?” You know the one–Conan’s staff takes two celebrities rumored to be dating and projects what their baby would look like.
Well, why not harness that power for our own benefit? With a hearty tip of the cap to “Late Night’s” baby forecasting technology, we’ve come up with three predictions for how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ child will end up looking.
Three faces only the star of “War of the Worlds” could love.
