In honor of the release of the cowboy love story “Brokeback Mountain,” Wearwolves two-stepped it over to Charlie’s in Boystown for some country and western fun. Please welcome a special guest to the Wolf Pack this week: Bet you didn’t know Whizzer used to herd sheep?
Stephanie Sack, owner vivE la femme
Jeff Worth & Ralph Fasano, OWNERS OF HIS STUFF
Whizzer, OUR PROGNOSTICATING POOCH
JOSE GOMEZ
STEPHANIE: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Buckle up.”
THE GUYS: Sometimes a big buckle is all you need!
WHIZZER: T-shirt says “casual with style.” Belt buckle says, “Breaker, breaker, we got a Smokey at mile marker 156, copy over.”
PETER HINSDALE
STEPHANIE: That’s one stylish two-stepper.
THE GUYS: Cowboy Santa.
WHIZZER: Red shirt, rosy cheeks, beard, cowboy hat. It’s Santa the day after Christmas.
DALE SEBASTIAN
STEPHANIE: Looking a little more lumberjack than ranch hand.
THE GUYS: Hat, check. Boots, check. Bucking bronco?
WHIZZER: OK, this is weird. My mom has a holiday table runner made of the same material.
JOHN MAROVICH
STEPHANIE: Honey, it’s FABulous, not DRABulous.
THE GUYS: I’m not a cowboy, I just want to play with one.
WHIZZER: Simple, classic and boring as hell.
ADAM MARTINEZ
STEPHANIE: Those jeans should be shot in Reno so I can watch them die.
THE GUYS: Cattle herding is apparently hell on the jeans.
WHIZZER: If anyone asks, tell them you have a bad moth problem.
BILL KEEFE
STEPHANIE: This is absolutely un-bear-able!
THE GUYS: Too much gay, not enough cowboy.
WHIZZER: I love winter sweaters, absolutely love them.
