Watch out rap world, there’s a new spitkicker on the scene.
Actor Page Kennedy, reportedly ousted from his role of Caleb on “Desperate Housewives” for improper conduct, has penned a rap a la K-Fed lashing out at the media. Kennedy maintains the role of Caleb was simply recast and aims to set the record straight with the track “Hold On” in the music section of pagekennedy.com. The song intro features a reporter’s voice saying Kennedy “was fired for reportedly exposing himself on the set.”
Kennedy raps about tabloids that: “Started spreading all of these rumors and allegations/Sad thing is they weren’t even exaggerations/They were complete lies and the media seems to stick together like fat guys and supersize fries.”
The site also warns, uh, alerts visitors to look out for Kennedy’s upcoming “Life after Wisteria Lane” mixtape.
