The Wolf Pack returns to the red carpet, where today’s hottest stars are in obvious need of help.
CASSIE
The guys: If Catwoman joined the Navy.
Phnewfula: Love the outfit, but the shoes are giving me heartburn.
Monique: What is with those Keebler elf boots?
CHRISTINA MILIAN
The guys: No matter how expensive, short-shorts and heels make you look less classy.
Phnewfula: This is cool if she’s preggers.
Monique: That top is too long for those shorts.
EVA MENDES
The guys: She’d ooze sexuality in a potato sack.
Phnewfula: Her dress is made of hospital gauze!
Monique: Flawless and self-defining. She has moved into womanhood fashionwise.
KATHY GRIFFIN
The guys: And she says she knows gay men?
Phnewfula: Too bad her plastic surgeon can’t fix her outfit.
Monique: Looks like she has the shoulders of a linebacker in that blouse.
MARIO
The guys: Spent weeks and thousands of dollars to look underdressed.
Phnewfula: R&B singers should not wear Vans.
Monique: The shoes he has to match nothing.
TERI HATCHER
The guys: Nothing desperate about it.
Phnewfula: This dress desperately needs to be a different pattern.
Monique: Flattering to both her figure and her age.
