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— HOW COME CHICAGO CABBIES HAVE STARTED HONKING AT CARS IN FRONT OF THEM THE INSTANT THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN, EVEN IF THE INTERSECTION IS BLOCKED?

— IF CHICAGO HAD A CITY BIRD, IT WOULD BE THE CONSTRUCTION CRANE.

— WILL MACY’S HOLD A THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE HERE? WILL A GIANT BALLOON PUT PEOPLE IN THE HOSPITAL?

— IS THE AVERAGE AMERICAN POET ANY BETTER OFF SINCE CHICAGO’S POETRY FOUNDATION WAS GIVEN $100 MILLION FOUR YEARS AGO?