Let me see if I have this straight:
– A big, bowl-impacting college football game between two unbeaten teams will be played . . . between Louisville and Rutgers?
– Ranked ahead of Oklahoma, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Penn State, Florida State, Miami, Alabama and Georgia in college football are . . . Rutgers and Boise State?
– The NFL team that has been shut out twice in one season on “Monday Night Football” is … the Raiders?
– A first-place team with a record of 6-2 is … the Saints?
– A last-place team with a record of 2-6 is … the Steelers?
– The NBA’s best-selling jersey is that of a player from … Cleveland?
– Among hockey’s most dominant teams are . . . Anaheim, Atlanta, Buffalo, Dallas and Nashville?
– In last place in both the NBA and NHL is . . . Boston?
– The No. 1 team in all of college basketball is . . . Florida?
– The reigning team in pro basketball is . . . Miami?
– The MVP of the World Series was . . . David Eckstein?
And you thought that whole Red Sox/White Sox thing was weird.
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