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Jimmy Greenfield
Phillip Thompson
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Adam Caldarelli
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TOPIC 1: WHAT WILL INVESTIGATORS FIND IN SAMMY SOSA’S MEDICAL RECORDS?
An unfilled prescription for “Dr. Johnson’s Miracle Ego Deflater”
Blood tests show trace amounts of cork.
List of home remedies for “boombox ear.”
Psoriasis.
Say, isn’t it sad we’re talking about medical records instead of home-run records?
TOPIC 2: HAVE YOU EVER WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE TAKING YOUR JOB?
Only when I rip on Trib Co. in Five on Five. Sell! Sell! Sell!
This counts as work?
I’ve been reassured that all the qualified candidates live in Lincoln Park Zoo.
Who would want it?
What job? No one wants to high-five you when your team’s under .500. Sigh.
TOPIC 3: WHAT EVIDENCE DOES CURT SCHILLING HAVE AGAINST BARRY BONDS?
They both got their steroids from the same dude.
Barry’s bat, Curt’s bloody sock and some “CSI” trickery.
Only the most reputable stuff on the “I Hate Barry Bonds” message board threads.
A lot. They share the same dealer.
Pillow talk.
TOPIC 4: GIVE THE BULLS YOUR BEST PEP TALK.
“I love you guys. Now go out there and cover the spread.”
“… and now for a few words from Gen. Custer.”
“Give them nothing! Take from them … at least 15 rebounds.”
“Try not to embarrass yourselves, guys. Oh, wait … right.”
“Having Jim Thome would make it all better. That’s what I keep telling myself.”
TOPIC 5: WHERE WILL THE SOX BE BY THE ALL-STAR BREAK?
First in the hearts of Sox fans, 4th in the AL Central.
Settled into their new home: The State of Shock.
Ahead of Detroit. That was Part 2 of the Bulls pep talk, by the way.
Most likely fishing.
Under house arrest.
