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That’s right, your favorite prognosticating pooch works Saturdays too.
1. Of Coors I will
I know most of you will spend the weekend seeing “The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.” I’ll be at “The Convenience Store Beer Aisle: Rise of the Silver Bullet.”
2. Getting to second base
The Chicago Bandits start a four-game home series against the Rockford Thunder on Saturday. I love the Bandits. And I’m a love bandit. That. Is. So. Spooky.
3. Dogging him
Good thing the Fire are in D.C. to play the United. I’ll be testifying before Congress that Michael Vick is a poopyhead.
