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The Wolf Pack went on the prowl at Crobar last week and were none too happy with what they saw.

ASHLEY ENGLEMAN

The guys: At least try to dress up.

Monique: Is this the gym? Try a fitted linen suit and some neck candy with the retro T-shirt.

Phnewfula: Shoes are hot–rest of the outfit is not.

JACKIE WHITE

The guys: Is he camping under that shirt later?

Monique: Could that shirt possibly be any bigger?

Phnewfula: Try a shirt that fits.

KELLY GREEN

The guys: You look great–lighten up!

Monique: Those shoes go with nothing.

Phnewfula: What a total clash of colors, fabrics and age-appropriate clothing

JAMES MARTIN

The guys: No, no, no, no and no.

Monique: I don’t even know where to start.

Phnewfula: The Maroon 5 look doesn’t work for everyone.

CHERISE GIBBS

The guys: Love the pink and silver–perfect!

Monique: Everything is fine, but that huge tote must go.

Phnewfula: Did she just step off the set of “Legally Blonde”?

SALVADORE SARULLO

The guys: You want to stand out in a crowd for the right reasons.

Monique: Whoa. Waaaaay too much going on here.

Phnewfula: If he was serving popcorn at the Indy 500, then sure, this would work.