TO: STEVE JOBS
FROM: THE REDEYE STAFF
SUBJECT: IPHONE
Steve,
First of all, congratulations on your successful launch of the iPhone. We are big fans.
That said, we think there is a huge opportunity to add even more functionality to your product and put you on a path toward world domination. That is your goal, is it not?
Allow us to present our ideas for additional functions for the iPhone’s next version.
– electric razor
– soda fountain
– feng-shui adviser
– personal ATM machine
– breathalyzer
– floatation device
– TV remote
– nose-hair trimmer
– bottle opener
– car-seat warmer
– cheese grater
– shot glass
– hoverboard (like “Back
To The Future Part II”)…
We think the sky’s the limit for the iPhone, especially with some of these additions.
Let’s do lunch soon.
Take it easy,
RedEye
CC:
Bill Gates
