When two networks launch karaoke competition shows on back-to-back nights, you know there’s going to be some bad singing of bad songs — and Sanjaya Malakar is nowhere in sight. RedEye was so inspired by NBC’s “The Singing Bee” and Fox’s “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” that we came up with a list of our worst song lyrics.
We make no claim that we’d win “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” or “The Singing Bee,” so we don’t want to hear about it if you disagree with the lyrics shown here. (We used lyricsdepot.com and elyrics.net as sources.)
We do want to hear from you if you think we forgot some bad lyrics. So go to redeyechicago.com/badlyrics and add your suggestions.
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be popping
I’m standing at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know ’bout me?
“Lip Gloss” by Lil’ Mama
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
“Life” by Des’ree
Sometime y’all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy
But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny
“5 Boroughs” by Cam’Ron
I dedicate this song to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me you’re pretty anyway baby
“Got Your Money” by Ol’ Dirty Bastard
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He’s my witness (oooh, wee)
“Fergalicious” by Fergie
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law/Get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)
“Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins
Sounds like blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla
I’m like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay
Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!
“Here We Go” by Trina featuring Kelly Rowland
This is why I’m hot
This is why I’m hot
This is why Uh/This is why Uh
This is why I’m hot (Uh)
This is why I’m hot Whoo
This is why I’m hot Whoo
This is why/This is why
This is why I’m hot
“This is Why I’m Hot” by Mims
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock … lobster.
“Rock Lobster” by B-52’s
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what/All night long
Let me see that thong
“Thong Song” by Sisqo
What you gon’ do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk get you love drunk off my hump
“My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas
It’s gettin hot in here (so hot)
so take off all your clothes I am gettin’ so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
“Hot in Herre” by Nelly
