1. Nature park
Thank you, once again, Lollapalooza, for giving sanctuary to that most endangered species, the white dancing male. Go on, white dancing male. Your spasmodic knee-bending is welcome here.
2. Sleeper hit
Congratulations to Barry Bonds for tying baseball’s most hallowed record and somehow managing to make fewer headlines for it than a Jessica Simpson shopping spree.
3. The skeleton key
Not to sound alarmist, but that Courtney Love is looking thin. How thin, you ask? Marilyn Manson just tried to buy her at auction.
4. Paint ball
Amy Winehouse finishes a distant third in the eye makeup category.
Orzolek (Yeah Yeah Yeah’s)
Lewis (Juliette & The Licks)
Winehouse
5. Up close and personal
SO, WITHOUT A DOUBT THE HIGHLIGHT OF LOLLAPALOOZA WAS … WHAT? … WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I’M SHOUTING?
6. Spacing out
A lot of people were waiting for Kanye West to jump out of Daft Punk’s DJ-booth-from-the-future to perform. I was waiting for Suri Cruise.
7. Table for one hundred
An Arkansas couple has welcomed its 17th child, The Associated Press reports. They join the Jacksons and the Cowells on the list of “Most Difficult Families to Invite to Dinner.”
8. Family affair
“Fargo” star William H. Macy is set to star in a drama pilot for TNT called “Family Man.” Somehow, Britney Spears’ nannies got passed over for the part.
9. Stay a while
Is there a way to have Pearl Jam play a permanent, floating concert out on the lake? Can someone make this happen?
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