1. Stray watch
No word still on whether Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are married, but rest assured we’ll know for sure the minute he punches out Tommy Lee.
2. Open to attack
A new poll suggests most Americans are mistaken about how secure their computers are. Many still haven’t blocked access to David Hasselhoff’s official Web site.
3. To the OR!
“The Hills” star Heidi Montag tells Us Weekly that the MTV show made it possible for her to get breast augmentation. The only thing MTV should inspire anyone to implant is a brain.
4. 24/7
Clinton’s newest initiative: breaking Bono’s dependency on sunglasses.
5. And … action!
Work has begun on a sequel to the Oscar-winning film “The Queen.” Described as a revenge flick, “TQ2: Rule Harder” sees Elizabeth take on a Russian crime syndicate with the help of Jet Li.
6. Make it stop
Back by little-to-no demand: Comedy Central ordered more episodes of “Mind of Mencia.” You’ll cringe, you’ll cry, you’ll never stereotype another human being again.
7. To your health
Not to kick Britney while she’s down, but … being photographed at the Carl’s Jr. drive-through isn’t doing her reputation any favors. Are there no Salad Spinners in her area?
8. Vote early
Barack Obama says his daughter does not approve of Paris Hilton. I’ll say it right now: Barack Obama’s daughter in 2045.
9. True or falsetto
I missed this while I was gone: Jessica Biel signed on to play Wonder Woman in a movie. And rumor has it Justin Timberlake is onboard to voice Supergirl.
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