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If conventional strategies don’t work against Tom Brady, the Giants can always resort to preposterous acts of desperation:
*Show Gisele Bundchen on the stadium video screen in Gwyneth Paltrow’s fat suit from “Shallow Hal.”
*Have Michael Strahan yank off Brady’s helmet and tug at the hair around the crown of his head to see if he indeed has hair plugs.
*Put itching powder in his Stetson cologne.
*Super-Glue that famous walking boot to his foot.
*Organize a game-day PETA protest because of his GQ magazine photo shoot with goats.
