At a July fundraiser for Barack Obama in Chicago.
“Having a black first lady is different,” Mac told the audience at a Chicago fundraiser for Barack Obama last month. “You’re still going have to do the dishes and the laundry and all that. …
” ‘You didn’t pick up the kids?’
” ‘I just came from Korea, talking about nuclear weapons.’
” ‘You were on Air Force One and you couldn’t stop to pick up the kids?’ “
In “Transformers”
“Let me tell you something, Sam. Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.”
In “Bad Santa”
“You know what I see when I look at you? America’s got a sad future ahead of it.”
In “Head of State”
“You can survive a stroke, but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.”
In “Ocean’s Eleven”
“You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?”
