Entourage? Check. Sea of paparazzi? Check.
Cell phone and/or mobile device? Double check!
In the celebriverse, the mobile phone is as important an accessory as that double-shot soy latte (no whip).
Just look at Lindsay Lohan and pal Samantha Ronson: Word on the street is that the two are all about the texting whenever Lohan accompanies Ronson on one of her celebrity DJ-ing adventures. Of course, they probably won’t be letting the gossip-mongers in on the conversation any time soon (both are notoriously tight-lipped about the status of their relationship, or friendship, or whatever).
We just can’t help but wonder what those two — and other Hollywood hotshots — are always gabbing about. Fortunately, we have a good imagination. Here’s a look at celebs on their phones — along with our best guess at what they’re talking and texting about.
Britney Spears
INCOMING TEXT
KFED: What up, brit?? Thx for that check 4 the lawyers. Watchu doin at the VMAs?
Usher
OUTGOING CALL
Hey, Ma! Now that you’re back on the team, when are we takin’ this record platinum? Off to the club, talk to you later.
Kanye West
OUTGOING CALL
Yo, Scarlett Johansson? It’s Kanye. When are you going to return my calls, girl? Have you seen my blog lately?
Diddy
OUTGOING CALL
They laughed when I made that crack at the Olympics. Maybe it’s time for another reality show.
Paris Hilton
INCOMING TEXT
NRICHIE: Hey lady can U bbsit 4 me n joel tnight? We r doin this thing for chrty!
Amy Winehouse
INCOMING TEXT
TMZ: We heard u keep a cell in your top? Is that true?
EDITOR’S NOTE:It is true, apparently.
