Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
LEO GILBERT, WHITNEY YOUNG
ERAYNA WRIGHT, JONES
LEE SOVA-CLAYPOOL, WALTER PAYTON
JULIA LUO, THOMAS KELLY
MODERATOR: Why are the Bulls having injury problems?
Leo: When things are bad for the Bulls, they only get worse.
Erayna: Those are side effects of great teamwork and dedication (cough).
Lee: The team spends more time dodging Joakim Noah’s pony tail then they do watching where they’re going.
Julia: Cause they’re playing too hard to get to the playoffs.
MODERATOR: First the NFL, now Major League Baseball. Who else should get their own TV network?
Leo: Major League Squirrel Water Skiing.
Erayna: Who else is worthy of such prestige? Let me think … me!
Lee: March Madness. The tournament could include hundreds of teams and last all year! Just think how much money we could all make with that bracket …
Julia: Ping pong!
MODERATOR: The Super Bowl will get itsfirst 3D TV commercial. What else should be in 3D?
Leo: The football game itself. Now that would be cool.
Erayna: My life … oh wait …
Lee: Rod Blagojevich. Imagine that hair in 3D. Scary stuff.
Julia: The Red Bull commercials, because they will fly and fall down and say, “Dang, I need more Red Bull.”
MODERATOR: LeBron James calls his trade mark move a “crab dribble.” What would you call your trademark move?
Leo: The “What Just Happened?” I go by so fast, you don’t know what just happened!
Erayna: “Just Doin’ Me”
Lee: The “New and Improved Granny Shot”
Julia: “Leaping Frog”
