Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Rob Garcia, Chicago Ag
Nadia Khan, AMUNDSEN
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Miguel Cedillo, Foreman
MODERATOR: You know those crazy commercials during
the Super Bowl? Make up one.
Rob: A commercial about guys trying to create the ultimate Super Bowl commercial. It’ll be for beer, of course.
Nadia: A Mash advertisement?
Lynda: The lights are blaring. Fans are cheering. The team is ready to rock. All of a sudden, I come out of the stands drinking a Coca-Cola.
Miguel: Obama playing at the Super Bowl.
MODERATOR: What would have happened if the Bears had
made it to this year’s NFL championship?
Rob: Some say the universe would explode, some say it would implode.
Nadia: YAY CHICAGO!
Lynda: Change would definitely have come to America in more than one way.
Miguel: I would get crazy and buy tickets for the game.
MODERATOR: If you were in charge of the Super Bowl
halftime show, what would you do?
Rob: Triple-check the wardrobe every day before the game. We don’t need a Springsteen-related malfunction.
Nadia: Have Ellen DeGeneres do her “thang” out there with … Obama? No … wouldn’t McCain be funnier?
Lynda: I would love to see a magic act. I bet that hasn’t been done before.
Miguel: Bring singers from all over the world and have a big show.
MODERATOR: What celebrity should be banned from
the Super Bowl festivities and why?
Rob: Tom Brady. Someone needs to teach him the principles of sharing.
Nadia: Janet Jackson … Enough said.
Lynda: Sorry, G-Rod.
Miguel: Janet Jackson … because …
